Apparently, that whole about-to-punch-the-parking-lot-attendant thing was because he was supposedly being scammed:

…the valet outside PINZ bowling alley in Studio City, CA — where Chris was attending a charity event — was supposed to charge $5 a pop … but when Chris tried to pick his car up, the valet tried to scam him by charging $10.The source says other people who parked at PINZ last night were charged $5. Chris believes he was singled out because he’s famous.Chris says it’s not about the money … it’s the principle of the thing.

Reports The Urban Daily:

Chris Brown was the victim, for a change, in an aggressive face-off with a heckler who got dangerously close to Chris’ car, then yelled to CB … “Is that motherfu**er bulletproof?!”

The scary incident went down outside L.A. nightclub “Playhouse” — Chris was making a quick exit in his Lamborghini when the man ran up to the car and started yelling, “I ain’t never seen a ni**er jump in a car that fast, ni**er.”

The man — who’s African-American — continued a non-stop verbal assault on Chris … saying, “Yo, scary-ass Chris is that motherfu**er bulletproof?” That’s when the tension really amps up because Chris appears to yell back at the heckler … asking if he’s bulletproof.

The man replied, “I’m a crip ni**er, hell yeah, I’m bulletproof!”

Before Chris drives away, he rolls down the window of his car … and you can hear someone (sounds like Chris) warn the heckler, “Don’t get f**ked up out here, my n**ga.”

Watch the clip … it’s hard to tell if the heckler is really drunk, really angry … or both.

We gotta give props to Chris — who’s still facing a possible probation violation — because he drove off without getting into it with the douchey heckler.

In addition, Chris Brown still has to verify his hours or face the wrong end of a probation violation. From TMZ:

Bryan Norwood, Chief of the PD in Richmond, Virginia, was intimately involved in certifying Brown’s community service hours — hours the L.A. County D.A. claims were never performed. Norwood was instrumental in removing Brown’s case from the Richmond Probation Dept. and placing it squarely in his hands. Norwood also wrote a letter to the court vouching for Chris … claiming all of his community service had been performed.

The Mayor of Richmond says his office and the Chief reached a “mutual agreement” for his resignation.

From TMZ:

Brown’s rep released a statement yesterday claiming he was cut off by two photographers and blamed the accident on “aggressive pursuit by the paparazzi.” The photos above show the aftermath of the crash with Chris talking to cops and his car being towed away.

TMZ spoke with Chris Doherty, owner of INF, the photo agency that employed all the photographers on scene. He tells us that he is positive his photogs “had nothing to do with Chris Brown crashing.”

Doherty says his photogs arrived AFTER Chris crashed, telling TMZ, “No photographers were following him at the time he crashed … He crashed his car and it’s convenient for him to blame us. He needs to be careful with his defamatory statements.”

Doherty also says his photogs were interviewed on scene by police who “appeared to be satisfied” the photogs were not the cause of the accident.

Could’ve been worse, I suppose: From TMZ:

A rep for Brown tells TMZ he was driving in his car — on his way to a charity event — when he was cut off by two vehicles. The rep claims “the occupants jumped out, with cameras, and aggressively approached his vehicle. In an effort to remove himself from the situation, he began to back down an alley at which point his was cut off by two additional vehicles.”

A spokesman for the Beverly Hills Police department released a statement saying, “On February 9, 2013 at approximately 1203pm, entertainer Chris Brown was involved in a solo, non-injury traffic collision in the 600 Block Bedford Drive/Camden Drive alley. Mr. Brown was the driver of the vehicle and collided with a wall. Brown stated that he was being chased by paparazzi causing him to lose control of his vehicle. Brown’s Black Porsche was towed from the scene at his request.”

Earlier, everyone was reported on how Chris Brown is just tired of the bullshit, deciding to rant on Instagram about all his issues. Well, that wasn’t him, according to the NY Post:

Chris Brown’s “Instagram rant” where he blasted critics and said “enough is enough” is a fake, his rep says.

GossipCop reports that the Instagram account does not belong to Brown and a user named ChrisRealBrown wrote the wildly circulated tirade.

Brown’s rep told the site, “It’s fake. He currently doesn’t have an Instagram.”

It was reported earlier today that following a harsh 19-page report from the Los Angeles District Attorney’s office claiming that the R&B singer did not complete his community service requirement, “Brown” took to his “private Instagram” to air his frustrations.

From L.A. Times, where you can read the full article:

Responding to allegations that his client faked fulfilling his community service, the attorney for singer Chris Brown accused Los Angeles County prosecutors Tuesday of making “scurrilous” statements against his client and said he plans to ask a judge to sanction prosecutors.

Mark Geragos told The Times he encouraged the Richmond Police Department to “take legal action against the Los Angeles County district attorney,” which alleged Tuesday that Brown violated his probation by not abiding by the terms of his court-ordered community labor in his home state of Virginia.

“Apparently the district attorney’s office has completely lost their minds,” Geragos said. “They are making scurrilous, libelous and defamatory statements and apparently have lost their ability to read their own reports.”

Reports TMZ:

We’ve learned the D.A. is alleging in legal docs Chris Brown may have LIED when he claimed he had performed all of his community service in connection with the Rihanna beating case.

Bryan T. Norwood, the Chief of Police in Richmond, VA., wrote a letter to the judge on September 14, claiming Brown successfully completed 202 days of community service — he was only required to perform 180.

Norwood attached documents showing that Brown frequently worked at Tappahannock Children’s Center — a place where Brown’s mom was once a director — and did odd jobs such as painting, washing windows, waxing floors, cutting grass and picking up trash.

The judge was suspicious when the document was filed, and sources tell us the D.A. began investigating and found no “credible, competent or verifiable evidence” that Brown did the 180 days community service.

Sources tell TMZ … there’s no way Chris could have performed community service on some of the days, because he was out of the country doing concerts.

The D.A. calls Chris’ documentation “at best sloppy … and at worst fraudulent reporting.”

The D.A. is asking the judge to reject Chris’ alleged Virginia community service hours and make him fulfill his obligation in L.A. County.

By the way, the D.A. claims Chris’ mom was responsible for orchestrating work at the Children’s Center outside of normal operating hours and a key administrator told the D.A. she NEVER saw Chris perform any work at the center.