This is actually pretty funny…and yes, that’s the actual heading to this article. From The Smoking Gun:
The Department of Justice is seeking to hire linguists fluent in Ebonics to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations, according to federal records.
A maximum of nine Ebonics experts will work with the Drug Enforcement Administrationâ€™s Atlanta field division, where the linguists, after obtaining a â€œDEA Sensitiveâ€ security clearance, will help investigators decipher the results of â€œtelephonic monitoring of court ordered nonconsensual intercepts, consensual listening devices, and other mediaâ€
The DEAâ€™s need for full-time linguists specializing in Ebonics is detailed in bid documents related to the agencyâ€™s mid-May issuance of a request for proposal (RFP) covering the provision of as many as 2100 linguists for the drug agencyâ€™s various field offices. Answers to the proposal were due from contractors on July 29.
In contract documents, which are excerpted here, Ebonics is listed among 114 languages for which prospective contractors must be able to provide linguists. The 114 languages are divided between â€œcommon languagesâ€ and â€œexotic languages.â€ Ebonics is listed as a â€œcommon languageâ€ spoken solely in the United States.
Ebonics has widely been described as a nonstandard variant of English spoken largely by African Americans. John R. Rickford, a Stanford University professor of linguistics, has described it as â€œBlack Englishâ€ and noted that â€œEbonics pronunciation includes features like the omission of the final consonant in words like â€˜pastâ€™ (pasâ€™ ) and â€˜handâ€™ (hanâ€™), the pronunciation of the th in â€˜bathâ€™ as t (bat) or f (baf), and the pronunciation of the vowel in words like â€˜myâ€™ and â€˜rideâ€™ as a long ah (mah, rahd).â€
Detractors reject the notion that Ebonics is a dialect, instead considering it a bastardization of the English language.
The Department of Justice RFP does not, of course, address questions of vernacular, dialect, or linguistic merit. It simply sought proposals covering the award of separate linguist contracts for seven DEA regions. The agency spends about $70 million annually on linguistic service programs, according to contract records.
In addition to the nine Ebonics experts, the DEAâ€™s Atlanta office also requires linguists for eight other languages, including Spanish (144 linguists needed); Vietnamese (12); Korean (9); Farsi (9); and Jamaican patois (4). The Atlanta field division, one of the DEAâ€™s busiest, is the only office seeking linguists well-versed in Ebonics. Overall, the â€œmajority of DEAâ€™s language requirements will be for Spanish originating in Central and South America and the Caribbean,â€ according to one contract document.
The Department of Justice RFP includes a detailed description of the crucial role a linguist can play in narcotics investigations. They are responsible for listening to â€œoral intercepts in English and foreign languages,â€ from which they provide verbal and typed summaries. â€œSubsequently, all pertinent calls identified by the supervising law enforcement officer will be transcribed verbatim in the required federal or state format,â€ the RFP notes.
Additionally, while â€œtechnology plays a major role in the DEAâ€™s efforts, much of its success is increasingly dependent upon rapid and meticulous understanding of foreign languages used in conversations by speakers of languages other than English and in the translation, transcription and preparation of written documents.â€