First off, Rob Markman is in way over his head (above)…..and it’s hilarious.

I remember a while ago when Earl Sweatshirt was like a myth set in suspended animation; in the middle of Odd Future’s meteoric rise, Sweatshirt’s mother unceremoniously removed him, not only out of the group, but to a military academy in Samoa. While he’s now back in the mix, Tyler, The Creator spoke on his non-relationship with Earl’s mom….from MTV:

“I don’t know what it is. It can’t be because she thinks he’s drinking or doing drugs or anything because I never had a sip of alcohol in my life and I don’t smoke or do anything so you can’t blame me for that,” Tyler said on Tuesday night when he sat with hip-hop journalist Elliott Wilson and an audience for the first of his #CRWN interviews at New York City’s Highline Ballroom. “For some reason she thinks I’m a bad influence on her kid, but he’s doing pretty good now. I totally do not understand it.”