I’m throwing this in the ‘LMAO’ section.
After learning that Kanye West, Mac Miller & J. Cole will also be dropping albums on June 18th, Statik Selektah heads to the Duck Down office to discuss his concerns with Dru Ha & Noah. Statik’s worries are alleviated after hearing Duck Down’s marketing plan to assure that his ‘Extended Play’ album, also dropping June 18th, will reach #1.
In what is probably the smartest move of his presidential career, President Obama stepped to the podium at a recent event and immediately addressed some lipstick on his collar before it became an elephant in the room. I’m sure his more personal speech to his wife away from the microphone was just as humorous.
The above video audio spoofs all of Chris Bosh’s funniest moments to date. Probably the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen/heard this year.
UPDATE: The most hilarious comeback by Morgan Freeman:
I wasn’t actually sleeping, I’m a beta tester for Google Eyelids. I was merely updating my Facebook page.
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Morgan Freeman is getting old, man. During an interview promoting his upcoming film — Now You See Me — he pretty much with night, night like a boss.
I’m literally in tears over here. Not that I care to find all of this for you, but Miguel has since apologized (in real life and on Twitter), and the girl in question — Khyati — is fine.
Episode 2 of A Squeezy’s new online show. Every episode will bring you new tips on how to survive as a hood yute!
I think she pretty much covered everybody here, in humorous fashion. You can also check out her types of friends below.
1) The fitness fanatic friend
2) The ugly friend
3) The hot friend
4) The light weight friend
5) The aspiring singer friend
6) The yardie friend
7) The drama queen friend
8) The party animal friend
9) The ghetto friend
10) The tom boy friend
11) The friend thats always moaning
12) The friend thats always on edge
13) The ‘I’ll fuck a bitch up’ friend
14) The friend that won’t take shit from anyone
15) The foreign friend
16) The friend who wears way too much make up
17) The fighter friend
18) The friend that talks shit behind your back
19) The friend who thinks they’re a drum n bass MC
20) The single mother friend
21) The gossiping friend
22) The awkward/weird friend
23) The friend who just got out of jail
24) The friend thats gassed for no reason
25) The fat friend
26) The pretend to be your friend, friend
27) The friend who’s addicted to Instagram
28) The drug dealer friend
29) The expensive weave boasting friend
30) The Aussie friend
31) The jealous friend
32) The gross friend
33) The square friend
34) The friend thats a whore
35) The responsible friend
36) The beg friend
37) The friend who always had to be centre of attention
38) The academic friend
39) The friends friend
40) The friend that only looks good from behind
41) The friend with a car
42) The gold digging friend
43) The broke friend
44) The friend that you can’t leave your boyfriend around
45) The insecure friend
46) The friend that never has anything to wear
47) The why doesn’t she just admit she’s a lesbian, friend
48) The trendy friend
49) The stuck up friend
50) The friend that uses their boobs to get attention
An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing and kick a woman off the plane after she refused to stop singing Whitney Houston’s ‘I Will Always Love You’. A fellow passenger filmed the woman being escorted off plane – still singing.
The solo performance began shortly into the flight from Los Angeles to New York and her crooning quickly became too much for passengers and staff on the domestic flight last Thursday. The pilot was forced to change course halfway through the six hour flight and make an unscheduled stop at Kansas City so officers could escort the woman from the plane.
On Friday, Kanye West ran into a metal bar and hit his head. Check out what happened when Pusha T found out that Kanye West hurt himself.
Mike Epps impersonates Cleveland abduction hero Charles Ramsey…..too soon? Not good?
I came across this shit on the internet and since I’m from the area, I thought y’all would enjoy this. Episode 1 above and episode 2 below.
Ladies: if you’re having problems telling your man you’re pregnant, my man Jerry has some advice for you:
Dear alive person, how are you? Im doing fine as fuucckk…this video is a helpful healthy piece of RIPshit video footage regarding a women of the feminine version presenting information of impregnation to the male species in a manner that is not her being… a dumb bitch! ….ohh dont curse jerrryy…and if you have kids you probably didnt give a fuck how you told the guy but I want the “un-pregnanted” (dont think its a word) vaginas to try to keep the guy around by speaking with consideration and vice versa for the men an shit…had to say men too cuz women will start bitchin when all the blame seems to be placed on them exclusively…*sigh* …anyway wtf yall saying in the comments below an shit? …anybody trippin? …of course …Tell em go masturbate and take a nap! #RIPshit
Schoolboy Q and thisis50 Jack Thriller get and expect guess and spitz some bars funny stuff as they critique is flo and his wardrobe funny shit got watch it enjoy all i sure did while i was taping it. LOL — JonJohnTV
Not the most elaborate prank ever, but nothing wrong with good times.
All I can really say is…..well….this is Baltimore. Holy shit:
Control of a Baltimore prison was effectively handed over to a group of gang member inmates who seduced and bribed the female guards.
Federal prosecutors say 13 female correctional officers, seven inmates and five others with gang ties have been charged with plotting to smuggle drugs, cellphones and other contraband into the Baltimore jail and other corrections facilities.
An indictment unsealed Tuesday said the ring also involved sex between inmates and guards that led to four of the officers becoming pregnant by Tavon White, leader of a jailhouse gang called the Black Guerrilla Family.
White, 36, allegedly fathered five children with the four female guards, who were identified as Jennifer Owens, 31, Katera Stevenson, 24, Chania Brooks, 27, and Tiffany Linder, 27.
The Washington Post reported that two of the officers in question got tattoos of White’s name, one on one officer’s neck and the second officer on her wrist.
Source: Daily Mail
Episode 1 of A Squeezy’s new online show. Every episode will bring you new tips on how to survive as a hood yute!
I’m going to hell, but its Chris Barrett and he has a PSA for everybody. I wonder if he’s going to get Chris Bosh on the remix though….maybe after the playoffs. Ha!
Forget 8 Minute Abs, this is working out Charlie Sloth Style.
Kevin Hart on sex. ‘Nuff said.
Today I just so happen to be at a sex shop…while I was there i decided to give y’all a quick crash course in sex ed to help spice up your relationships…I also had to address the most awkward part of being in a sex shop…. how to leave out without being embarrassed
Hilarious.
Watch the outtakes from TDE’s time out at SXSW 2013
I guess Sweet Brown is looking to squeeze a few more pennies out of her internet fame, and has created a new single called ‘Cold Poppin’, complete with a ratchet-ass music video. There’s a lot more going on here, but you can simply go to her YouTube video’s description.
As far as buying that single? Ain’t nobody got time for that.
I don’t really think its that unless he didn’t have insurance on his car but a one friends beats another friends ass for crashing his car.
