Black Twitter Reacts To Ghostface Killah On ‘Couples Therapy’

Vlad TV reports:

It’s strange seeing hip-hop veteran Ghostface appear on VH1′s “Couples Therapy” but nevertheless his girl Kelsey is in love and wants to make this relationship work. “I love Ghost as a person,” she says during the initial interview. “Spiritually, mentally and a man. And I love what we have and want it to continue to grow.” While the Wu-Tang Clan member wants the relationship to work as well, he doesn’t feel like couples therapy will do him any good. “I would love one day to get married,” he states. “But I want keep searching with Kelsey to see the one. But I don’t need therapy. If I need therapy, I would talk to myself.”

PIC: Drunk Santa & Helper Hospitalised After Crashing Sleigh On High Street

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From Metro:

A sloshed Santa and his blotto helper were hospitalised after a drunken sleigh ride down a busy high street ended in a crash.

The pair, who were the main attractions at a Christmas market in Ustrzykach Dolnych, Poland, both suffered concussion in the accident.

The 51-year-old Father Christmas and his 31-year-old female helper had been singing merrily and waving to the crowd before their horse was spooked by a beeping car and sent them crashing into a wall.

Stunned local Zdzislaw Molodynski explained: ‘It was quite extraordinary.

‘They were supposed to have been an attraction at the local market and lots of people were taking their children there to go and see them.

‘But instead they saw these two, who were clearly under the influence, behaving like they had just come out of a nightclub or something.’

Another witness added: ‘Who knows what they would have done in that state. The were clearly in no state to deal with children.’

The pair could now face drink-driving charges.

UK Man Pays For Jamaican Bride’s Visa; Gets Dumped 20 Minutes Later

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This one goes in the LMAO Section. From the Daily Mirror:

A charity worker who spent £5,000 bringing his new Jamaican bride to the UK was left heartbroken after she abandoned him within 20 minutes of walking through his front door.

Johnny Gannon spent thousands arranging a visa for 24-year-old Patrice Chambers so they could live in marital bliss in his council flat in Perth, Scotland.

But as soon as Patrice arrived in Perth, she sent trusting Mr Gannon, 57, out to buy Pot Noodles. When he returned she grabbed her bags and told him she was going.

Within 20 minutes of arriving through his front door she had flagged down a car and caught a train. He found out she had also run up a £500 bill on his mobile phone.

Heartbroken Mr Gannon, who married Patrice in Jamaica early this year, believes his new wife fled to Bristol to meet a Jamaican boyfriend with whom she had organised the scheme.

He told the Daily Mirror: ‘I was looking forward to spending the rest of my life with Patrice but I think she had planned all along to do this.

‘My relationship with her wasn’t something I’d done by mail order. I’ve known her for two years and it seemed very much like the real thing to me. She has used me and I feel humiliated.

‘I had a vision of happiness laid out. I feel like a bit of a fool.’

Mr Gannon takes regular holidays in Jamaica and met Patrice there two years ago.

A friend set them up on a blind date but despite the 33-year age gap he fell in love with her after their first meeting in a romantic bar in the resort of Treasure Beach.

As the couple watched dophins playing in the water he believed he had found the girl of his dreams.

‘She ran a little bar and I’d hang out with her there,’ he said. ‘She was intelligent and I myself thought she had the potential to be a great life partner.

‘Of course I was pinching myself over how lucky I’d been to end up with such a beautiful young woman. But the relationship was getting better over time so I wasn’t suspecting any kind of sting operation.’

He heard from a friend that she had a boyfriend back in the UK but when challenged she said it was in the past.

His love for her meant that he trusted her and he continued to see her on trips to Jamaica.

In fact, it was her who first brought up the subject of marriage and a ceremony was organised on one of his trips to the country.

He had paid for her dress and hair on the big day and when he returned to Scotland worked on getting a visa for her.

In the end he sent her £700 for paperwork in Jamaica and even more money when she said it had been stolen.

This year alone he has spent more than £4,000 on her.

Friends met the couple off the plane and they flew to Edinburgh to start their new life together but she told him she didn’t want to be with him and when he returned from shopping for her he took her to the railway station.

He has reported her to police and plans to contact the UK Border Agency and now he is considering how he will tell his mother.

Twitter Clowns Kevin Hart For Wearing Fake Yeezy II’s

Bossip Reports:

Kevin Hart has a ton of money. And he can pretty much get whatever he wants…including a pair of Red Yeezy II that haven’t even come out yet. However, when he posted his pics of the shoes and the fact he bought it from a less than reputable source, Twitter was quick to come after him for his fakes. Check out all the slander and Kevin clapping back at his “haters.”

LMAO: Sign Language Expert Tries To Translate Nelson Mandela Memorial Interpreter

Also, we forget to mention: since the incident during Nelson Mandela’s memorial occured, the interpreter — identified as Thamsanqa Jantjie — is claiming that he had a schizophrenic episode, even stating that angels (or something) in the stadium messed up his thought process. They even labelled him as an accused murderer.

His year may not end well.

Anyways, check out Jimmy Kimmel’s hilarious response to the sign language fiasco, using a real sign language interpreter.