RiFF RaFF Is Apparently Dating Katy Perry (Seriously)

This, according to Jody Highroller himself, while being straddled by another woman. In a bikini. From TMZ:

Katy Perry’s got an unlikely new BF — rapper Riff Raff — at least that’s on Riff Raff’s wish list … because he’s SMITTEN after the two went on a date last week … despite his obvious addiction to other women in thong bikinis.

Raff was out in Miami Tuesday when we asked about his date with the “Dark Horse” singer — Raff says he took Katy out for the Holy Trinity … sushi, bowling, and drinks … and he had a blast.

If Katy’s down — Raff says he’d love to see her again … maybe next week when she’s back in the country.

We’re a little surprised though — Katy’s a busty woman … and from this clip, it’s pretty clear Raff’s an ass man. You gotta see it.

If you’re thinking this is all dreams, just check out Katy Perry’s Instagram pic below:

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Viewers Continue To Complain About Beyonce’s GRAMMY Performance

Beyonce and JAY Z’s performance of ‘Drunk In Love’ (which hilarious viewers deemed overtly sexual and pornographic) wasn’t the only problem; according to the above letters sent to the FCC regarding the GRAMMYS, Katy Perry was summoning Satan and Macklemore and Ryan Lewis were in the wrong for shoving the gay agenda down their throats. These are only about half of the complaints received….nonetheless, I doubt FCC is going to do anything (and that’s fine with me).

You can check out a recap of the above performances (and more) here.

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And Now… Here’s Miley Cyrus Making Out With Katy Perry

Because, why not? From MTV:

Katy Perry had the best seat in the house on Saturday night during Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour stop in Los Angeles. But that wasn’t good enough.

In addition to being in the front row while Cyrus was singing the ballad “Adore You,” Katy got the very special VIP treatment when Miley bent down into the expensive seats in the middle of the song and planted a big kiss on Perry’s mouth.

“I just kissed a girl and I really liked it a lot,” Miley said after the smooch. She later posted a picture of their not-so-private moment.

Forbes Top-Earning Women in Music 2013

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Forbes magazine recently released their list of top paid female musicians and Madonna came out as the top earning woman in music. In fact, she was actually the top earning musician or celebrity of any stripe, regardless of gender. According to Forbes magazine she raises her income through merchandise sales of her “Truth or Dare” fragrance and her “Material Girl” clothing line, but the majority of her millions came from her MDNA Tour, which grossed $305 million. Check out who else made the list.

FORBES TOP-EARNING WOMEN IN MUSIC 2013:
1. Madonna ($125 million)
2. Lady Gaga ($80 million)
3. Taylor Swift ($55 million)
4. Beyoncé ($53 million)
5. Jennifer Lopez ($45 million)
6. Rihanna ($43 million)
7. Katy Perry ($39 million)
8. Pink ($32 million)
9. Carrie Underwood ($31 million)

Katy Perry Apologizes To Chief Keef

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Always a good reason to post a picture of Katy Perry. But I digress…

So many jokes to come from this one…..Katy Perry must’ve been shook when Chief Keef let her know of his plans following her recent Tweet about ‘Hate Bein’ Sober’, cause she then Tweeted this:

Katy Perry Disses Chief Keef On Twitter; Chief Keef Returns Fire

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Above: Katy Perry’s response after listening to ‘Hate Bein’ Sober’. Below, the wrath of a Chicago nigga. I’d hate to see these two in public together.