This, according to Jody Highroller himself, while being straddled by another woman. In a bikini. From TMZ:

Katy Perry’s got an unlikely new BF — rapper Riff Raff — at least that’s on Riff Raff’s wish list … because he’s SMITTEN after the two went on a date last week … despite his obvious addiction to other women in thong bikinis.

Raff was out in Miami Tuesday when we asked about his date with the “Dark Horse” singer — Raff says he took Katy out for the Holy Trinity … sushi, bowling, and drinks … and he had a blast.

If Katy’s down — Raff says he’d love to see her again … maybe next week when she’s back in the country.

We’re a little surprised though — Katy’s a busty woman … and from this clip, it’s pretty clear Raff’s an ass man. You gotta see it.

If you’re thinking this is all dreams, just check out Katy Perry’s Instagram pic below:

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