Hilarious.
The list is after the jump.

Album of the Year:

21, Adele [Winner]
Wasting Light, Foo Fighters
Born This Way, Lady Gaga
Doo-Wops & Hooligans, Bruno Mars
Loud, Rihanna

Record of the Year:
Adele – Rolling In The Deep [Winner]
Bon Iver – Holocene
Bruno Mars – Grenade
Mumford & Sons – The Cave
Katy Perry – Firework

Best Rock Album:
Wasting Light, Foo Fighters [Winner]
Rock ‘N’ Roll Party Honoring Les Paul, Jeff Beck
Come Around Sundown, Kings of Leon
I’m With You, Red Hot Chilli Peppers
The Whole Love, Wilco

Best Rap Album:
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, Kanye West [Winner]
Watch the Throne, Jay-Z & Kanye West
Tha Carter IV, Lil Wayne
Lasers, Lupe Fiasco
Pink Friday, Nicki Minaj

Best New Artist:
Bon Iver [Winner]
The Band Perry
J. Cole
Nicki Minaj
Skrillex

Best Alternative Music Album:
Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Codes And Keys, Death Cab For Cutie
Torches, Foster The People
Circuital, My Morning Jacket
The King Of Limbs, Radiohead

Song of the Year:
Adele – Rolling In The Deep [Winner]
Kanye West f. Rihanna, Kid Cudi & Fergie – All Of The Lights
Mumford & Sons – The Cave
Bruno Mars – Grenade
Bon Iver – Holocene

Best Pop Performance By a Duo Or Group With Vocals:
Tony Bennett & Amy Winehouse – Body And Soul [Winner]
The Black Keys – Dearest
Coldplay – Paradise
Foster The People – Pumped Up Kicks

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration:
Kanye West, Rihanna, Kid Cudi & Fergie – All Of The Lights [Winner]
Beyoncé & André 3000 – Party
DJ Khaled, Drake, Rick Ross & Lil Wayne – I’m On One
Dr. Dre, Eminem & Skylar Grey – I Need A Doctor
Rihanna & Drake – What’s My Name?
Kelly Rowland & Lil Wayne – Motivation

Best Pop Vocal Album:
21, Adele [Winner]
The Lady Killer, Cee-Lo Green
Born This Way, Lady Gaga
Doo-Wops & Hooligans, Bruno Mars
Loud, Rihanna

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