Is this chick serious? Too many wrong things going on with this outfit to just pick one. That jumper, that ponyatil, them wack lace thigh highs that she has the nerve to pair with the Versace Parme Sandals. GIRL STOP!!

Versace Parme Sandal, $1,678, on sale at www.farfetch.com for $839

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