Hilarity.
PHOTO: Redskins Fan “Scores” In The Stands During Bucs Game
The photo (which isn’t quite NSFW but very clear) was taken by a fan and given to Deadspin, along with the below message:
This guy in the Taylor jersey and the girl was there with a group of about 6 other people. I’m pretty much sure the girl wasn’t his girlfriend. They were pretty much being inappropriate the whole time. With the guy in the Taylor jersey even going as far as motor boating the woman in front of everyone with her clothes on of course.
That we noticed the girl stumble to the ground and didn’t get back up. All you saw was head movement from our angle. In the picture you can see his pants lower than normal. It’s stopped when someone came up to them and said get a room. Followed by a lot of laughter from them.
Vince Staples Defends Gucci Mane In Atlanta (Video)
Vince Staples recently did a show in Atlanta, during which a heckler decided to let the Long Beach, CA emcee know his disdain for (Atlanta artist) Gucci Mane. He also foolishly argued over whether or not Kanye West is a Gucci fan. Hilarity ensues.
Hillary Clinton Does The Whip And The Nae Nae On ‘Ellen’ (Video)
We suppose that, with Donald Trump getting all the attention (and the poll percentage, which is ridiculous), Mrs. Clinton has decided to take some drastic measures to keep her hold on the Black/Urban vote.
The actual interview is below.
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Lil Wayne Recreates Famous Sports Calls On ESPN
Courtesy of ESPN, Lil Wayne calls of some of the most famous plays in sports history.
Adrien Broner Finds A Way To Make His Latest Press Conference Hilarious (By Only Saying One Word)
From TMZ:
You ever heard of an N-word save??
Well, you’re about to see it in action — courtesy of boxer Adrien Broner.
Long story short …. Adrien’s taken a vow of silence (crazy, considering how much he loves to talk) until his Oct. 3rd bout with Khabib Allakhverdiev.
So, he appointed his assistant “White Ticket” to speak for him at a news conference yesterday. Things went swimmingly … until Adrian directed him to use the N-word.
Note: “White Ticket” is white.
Watch the video, spotted by our friends at BSO — it gets good right around 3:10.
Vince Staples – Over/Under (Video)
Vince Staples gives a pretty humorous “interview” for Pitchfork’s ‘Over/Under’ series.
CHECK OUT: ItsTheReal’s ‘A Waste of Time’ With Fat Trel
MMG’s Fat Trel visits Eric and Jeff Rosenthal at their Manhattan apartment for their hilarious ‘Waste Of Time’ podcast. And food.
LOL: Safaree Gets Clowned On Wild ‘N Out (Video)
During Wild ‘N Out’s freestyle battle, Chico Bean hilarious made a line about Safaree and Nicki Minaj (which Safaree in the building and eventually on stage), and things got more hilarious from there.
SIDENOTE: Shoutout to fellow Aggie Darren Brand! Shining!
White NAACP Chapter President Caught Passing As Black; Black Twitter Memes In Rare Form As A Result
First, the story (simplified): Rachel Dolezal is the President of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP…she’s also White. The problem isn’t the race, it’s the fact that — up until recently (maybe yesterday?) — she was intentionally passing as Black, complete with lies about her parents, upbringing and more. Here’s an excerpt from Buzzfeed:
A civil rights leader in Eastern Washington state has been passing herself off as black for years, her parents told local media…Dolezal’s parents also told local media outlets that their daughter’s heritage is Czech, Swedish, and German — including possible traces of Native American.
Larry Dolezal told BuzzFeed News he could not fully explain why his daughter might have wanted to pose as a black woman. But, he added: “She has over the past 20 years assimilated herself into the African-American community through her various advocacy and social justice work, and so that may be part of the answer.” He went on to say that Rachel cut off all communication with him and her mother, and “doesn’t want us visible in the Spokane area in her circle because we’re Caucasian.”
If you actually go to the story, the lies and deception only get deeper. Enter Black Twitter, who have been providing the usual hilarious fare of jokes at Dolezal’s expense. We’ve grouped out favorites below. UPDATE: NAACP has responded in support of Ms. Dolezal. We’ve added that in the below gallery.
Troy Ave Only Sells 30 Hard Copies Of His New Album
You can see the actual SoundScan screenshot over at Complex, but yes: Troy ave couldn’t even break 4,500, and even worse, he couldn’t get more than 30 people to walk into a store to buy Major Without A Deal. Who knows it would have been much different, but why the hell would he drop an album on a Friday, anyway?
Troy Ave has now joined the not-so-illustrious club of artists who have had miserable album sales in the first week of the project’s release. According to the official SoundScan numbers, Troy’s album, Major Without A Deal, which boasted major features from Cam’ron, 50 Cent, Fat Joe, Ty Dolla $ign, and more, only managed to move a total of 4,373 copies since its release last Friday, with the majority of that number coming from digital sales, and only 30 copies coming from actual physical sales of the album.
Naturally, Black Twitter has responded in the most hilarious fashion possible, which you can see below. One thing’s for sure: regardless of whether Troy Ave wanted one or not, we don’t see any majors giving him a deal (at least nothing better than a 360) at this point.
LOL: Steph Curry, Magic Johnson, Blake Griffin & More Read ‘Mean Tweets’
From Jimmy Kimmel Live!:
Professional athletes are no strangers to criticism. In the old days you could yell at the players at the game, but now we have the internet. Now we can insult them quietly and individually on Twitter. So to remind those who write unkind things that players actually see these horrible tweets – here’s an all new special NBA edition of #MeanTweets.
AB Icee – My Way (Video)
This is a totally biased thing to say but…Icee is killing it right now! Thriller is coming soon, YLN after that…don’t sleep, you haven’t heard anything like this before.
Wale Clowned Drake After Wizards’ Playoff Sweep
Remember when Drake had a joke for Wale? My, how the tables have turned.
CHECK OUT: Rae Sremmurd On ‘Highly Questionable’
Rae Sremmurd were invited up to ESPN’s Highly Questionable show and, simply put, shenanigans ensued. Much respect to these two — their new project SremmLife is out now.
Kevin Gates Reveals That He’s Been Smashing His Cousin
LOL. Listen as Kevin Gates reveals that he’s been banging his cousin (unknowingly) for 3 months. Doesn’t plan to stop though, apparently.
LMAO: I’m In Love With The Cocoa (Kidz Bop)
Remember Twinn and Fatt Kidd of Broken Equipment Productions? They make those wildly funny and intentionally amateurish rap cartoons. Fatt Kidd’s latest piece is a “Kidz Bop” cover of “I’m In Love With The Coco,” rapped by his 4-year old nephew. The song is hilarious and more emotional than the original.
Busta Rhymes Falls Off Stage; Lives To Tell The Tale (Video)
It looks like O.T. Genasis’ ‘CoCo’ got Busta Rhymes so hype during a Thanksgiving show that he ended up falling off the stage and busting his head. Below, he speaks on the fall.
“I SALUTE ALL CALLS FRM FAMILY AND FRIENDS MAKIN’ SURE I’M GOOD. JUST 4 THE RECORD I’M SUPER GOOD!! WHEN U LOVE WHAT U DO AND UR PASSIONATE..AND UR PASSIONATE ABOUT WINNING U GO HARD!!! WE DONE FELL OFF STAGES AND BROKE LIMBS WHILE PERFORMING AND KEPT GONG!!! WE STAY ON LEVEL 10.WE ALWAYS WILL BE ON 10!! WE JUST TOOK 1 STEP 2 FAR OFF THE STAGE AND THAT WAS IT!! SHIT HAPPENS BUT I LOVE IT CAUSE WE LIVE IT!! CONGRATS 2 O.T.@GENASISISHERE FOR MAKIN’ A RECORD LIKE #CoCo THAT MADE ME BUST MY ASS (LMFAO) CAUSE A RECORD AINT MAKE ME DO THAT IN YEARS!!”
Killer Mike & Action Bronson Battle Each Other On Treadmills
Hopefully we can get this up soon, but Killer Mike and Action Bronson decided to freestyle against eachother while running on treadmills…this would only make sense on a show like The Eric Andre Show.
Kevin Hart To Jameis Winston: “Stop Doing Dumb Sh*t” (Video)
Spotted on TMZ:
Kevin Hart went right up to Jameis Winston’s face this weekend and delivered some cold, hard advice — “YOU NEED TO STOP DOING DUMB S**T.”
The star of “The Wedding Ringer” hit up Florida State University as part of his college tour and met with some of the football players … including Winston.
And that’s when he started an impromptu roast of the Heisman Trophy winner.
“I started to bring a bunch a crab legs to see if you was gonna take ’em!” Hart joked.
There’s more … it’s hilarious.
But check out the look on Jameis’ face — doesn’t seem like he was too happy about it.
LMAO: Waka Flocka Flame Hires Personal Blunt Roller (Video)
Leave it to Funny Or Die to make a classic comedic skit out of Waka Flocka’s previously-mentioned quest for a blunt roller (or perhaps it was all in his plan)…
CHECK OUT: Cam’ron & His New Ebola Masks
No, seriously. Killa Cam thinks we should all prepare for the possible Ebola threat in style (obviously, there’s some education to be added here for the ignorant).
Ebola is no joking matter.. So if u have to be safe.. Be fashionable. #CamEbolaMask get’m at @dipsetusa1997 nx week, made by @chinagram www.dipsetUsa.com
T.I. Pranks Fans At Footaction (Video)
We linked up with rapper T.I. just in time for the release of his upcoming album #Paperwork: The Motion Picture. We had fun in our NYC store pranking some unsuspecting customers. Watch how they got “hustled.” – Footaction