PHOTO: Redskins Fan “Scores” In The Stands During Bucs Game

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The photo (which isn’t quite NSFW but very clear) was taken by a fan and given to Deadspin, along with the below message:

This guy in the Taylor jersey and the girl was there with a group of about 6 other people. I’m pretty much sure the girl wasn’t his girlfriend. They were pretty much being inappropriate the whole time. With the guy in the Taylor jersey even going as far as motor boating the woman in front of everyone with her clothes on of course.

That we noticed the girl stumble to the ground and didn’t get back up. All you saw was head movement from our angle. In the picture you can see his pants lower than normal. It’s stopped when someone came up to them and said get a room. Followed by a lot of laughter from them.

Adrien Broner Finds A Way To Make His Latest Press Conference Hilarious (By Only Saying One Word)

From TMZ:

You ever heard of an N-word save??

Well, you’re about to see it in action — courtesy of boxer Adrien Broner.

Long story short …. Adrien’s taken a vow of silence (crazy, considering how much he loves to talk) until his Oct. 3rd bout with Khabib Allakhverdiev.

So, he appointed his assistant “White Ticket” to speak for him at a news conference yesterday. Things went swimmingly … until Adrian directed him to use the N-word.

Note: “White Ticket” is white.

Watch the video, spotted by our friends at BSO — it gets good right around 3:10.

White NAACP Chapter President Caught Passing As Black; Black Twitter Memes In Rare Form As A Result

First, the story (simplified): Rachel Dolezal is the President of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP…she’s also White. The problem isn’t the race, it’s the fact that — up until recently (maybe yesterday?) — she was intentionally passing as Black, complete with lies about her parents, upbringing and more. Here’s an excerpt from Buzzfeed:

A civil rights leader in Eastern Washington state has been passing herself off as black for years, her parents told local media…Dolezal’s parents also told local media outlets that their daughter’s heritage is Czech, Swedish, and German — including possible traces of Native American.

Larry Dolezal told BuzzFeed News he could not fully explain why his daughter might have wanted to pose as a black woman. But, he added: “She has over the past 20 years assimilated herself into the African-American community through her various advocacy and social justice work, and so that may be part of the answer.” He went on to say that Rachel cut off all communication with him and her mother, and “doesn’t want us visible in the Spokane area in her circle because we’re Caucasian.”

If you actually go to the story, the lies and deception only get deeper. Enter Black Twitter, who have been providing the usual hilarious fare of jokes at Dolezal’s expense. We’ve grouped out favorites below. UPDATE: NAACP has responded in support of Ms. Dolezal. We’ve added that in the below gallery.

Troy Ave Only Sells 30 Hard Copies Of His New Album

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You can see the actual SoundScan screenshot over at Complex, but yes: Troy ave couldn’t even break 4,500, and even worse, he couldn’t get more than 30 people to walk into a store to buy Major Without A Deal. Who knows it would have been much different, but why the hell would he drop an album on a Friday, anyway?

Troy Ave has now joined the not-so-illustrious club of artists who have had miserable album sales in the first week of the project’s release. According to the official SoundScan numbers, Troy’s album, Major Without A Deal, which boasted major features from Cam’ron​, 50 Cent, Fat Joe, Ty Dolla $ign, and more, only managed to move a total of 4,373 copies since its release last Friday, with the majority of that number coming from digital sales, and only 30 copies coming from actual physical sales of the album.

Naturally, Black Twitter has responded in the most hilarious fashion possible, which you can see below. One thing’s for sure: regardless of whether Troy Ave wanted one or not, we don’t see any majors giving him a deal (at least nothing better than a 360) at this point.

LOL: Steph Curry, Magic Johnson, Blake Griffin & More Read ‘Mean Tweets’

From Jimmy Kimmel Live!:

Professional athletes are no strangers to criticism. In the old days you could yell at the players at the game, but now we have the internet. Now we can insult them quietly and individually on Twitter. So to remind those who write unkind things that players actually see these horrible tweets – here’s an all new special NBA edition of #MeanTweets.

Busta Rhymes Falls Off Stage; Lives To Tell The Tale (Video)

It looks like O.T. Genasis’ ‘CoCo’ got Busta Rhymes so hype during a Thanksgiving show that he ended up falling off the stage and busting his head. Below, he speaks on the fall.

“I SALUTE ALL CALLS FRM FAMILY AND FRIENDS MAKIN’ SURE I’M GOOD. JUST 4 THE RECORD I’M SUPER GOOD!! WHEN U LOVE WHAT U DO AND UR PASSIONATE..AND UR PASSIONATE ABOUT WINNING U GO HARD!!! WE DONE FELL OFF STAGES AND BROKE LIMBS WHILE PERFORMING AND KEPT GONG!!! WE STAY ON LEVEL 10.WE ALWAYS WILL BE ON 10!! WE JUST TOOK 1 STEP 2 FAR OFF THE STAGE AND THAT WAS IT!! SHIT HAPPENS BUT I LOVE IT CAUSE WE LIVE IT!! CONGRATS 2 O.T.@GENASISISHERE FOR MAKIN’ A RECORD LIKE #CoCo THAT MADE ME BUST MY ASS (LMFAO) CAUSE A RECORD AINT MAKE ME DO THAT IN YEARS!!”

Kevin Hart To Jameis Winston: “Stop Doing Dumb Sh*t” (Video)

Spotted on TMZ:

Kevin Hart went right up to Jameis Winston’s face this weekend and delivered some cold, hard advice — “YOU NEED TO STOP DOING DUMB S**T.”

The star of “The Wedding Ringer” hit up Florida State University as part of his college tour and met with some of the football players … including Winston.

And that’s when he started an impromptu roast of the Heisman Trophy winner.

“I started to bring a bunch a crab legs to see if you was gonna take ’em!” Hart joked.

There’s more … it’s hilarious.

But check out the look on Jameis’ face — doesn’t seem like he was too happy about it.